For some reason, Mommy thinks the things I say are funny. I like to make her laugh, so I thought I'd share some things I said tonight with you.
For instance, I was in the living room and heard the microwave timer go off--to which I immediately responded, "Mommy, my supper's beeping"! Mommy thought this was hilarious, but she would like you to know that she was actually cooking supper that night, not nuking it.
When I sit close to Mommy's tummy, sometimes she'll say, "Baby Ellison's kicking you, Braden". Tonight, I replied, "She kick me, Mommy. That's not very nice"!
I've been informed that sometimes I make bad choices. When that happens, I either have to go to "time-out" or I get a "spankin". Tonight...needless to say...I made a bad choice, so Daddy gave me a "spankin" and Mommy began to explain why I was getting it. I just kept saying over & over, "Daddy hit me. He hit me. Daddy hit me." I think Mommy & Daddy looked a little worried.
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That is funny! Zachary told a church lady about one of his spankings. She just raised her eyebrows...and spoke volumes of judgment without saying a word! HA!!
Rebecca
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